RANDOM SHIT (:
FOR YOUR INFO THIS IS NOT BY ME
FROM UTOPIAN FORUM
Yesterday after work, I went home and hung around with my roomates, and I got three of them to come along with me in a car on a condom run.
So we went to the free clinic, NM Department of Health or something, where they do STD testing for poor people, and there we got little free paper bags of condoms.
Then we took off from there and went to New Mexico Aids Services where we grabbed armloads of free condoms of all flavors, shapes, sizes, and colours.
Then from there we went to Planned Parenthood where we bought a box of 100 condoms for $10.
We did all of that in about 20 minutes.
So now we have enough condoms for a few months, we got maybe 300, and then there are 7 of us redblooded young men.
Then we went home and put up a couple of hundred feet of working Christmas icicle lights that my roomate found behind a dumpster somewhere.
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In all reality i hate color condoms, i rather my condom match my skin color.... anyways as for preference i like the Trojan extra sensitive, bc ribbed suck bc it hurts my girlfriend and it feels like my hand, durex and lifestyles suck bc not enough lube, and im sensitive to the spermicide ones... i want to try the twisted pleasures and the magnum warm sensations to see how they feel.... anybody else have a preference?
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I thought a condom run was like some kind of running race where people (mainly men) would run around wearing nothing but a condom
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Most of the guys on UGT need a vasectomy. And no, not me!
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Yea a condom run would be real gay, even those streaking runs r gay.... keep ur crap for penetration and not for running.... plus when u run naked its uncomfortable, you crap flies everywhere hitting your stomach and knees, rather not try
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Yeah, he likes collecting them. Hang a condom on your chimny and maybe Santa will leave you a gift or some such. You know how it works.
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300 condoms divided by seven people, that's 43 (rounding up) condoms per person. If we assume that "a few months" means 90 days (approximately three months), that's half a condom per day.
"Redblooded young men" indeed. You should've picked up some viagra while you were at it.
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I don't think using half a condom a day would be very practical pim, lets just go with a condom every other day
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I wanna have viagra sex!
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You never answered my question regarding which condoms you prefer :P
FOR YOUR INFO THIS IS NOT BY ME
FROM UTOPIAN FORUM
Yesterday after work, I went home and hung around with my roomates, and I got three of them to come along with me in a car on a condom run.
So we went to the free clinic, NM Department of Health or something, where they do STD testing for poor people, and there we got little free paper bags of condoms.
Then we took off from there and went to New Mexico Aids Services where we grabbed armloads of free condoms of all flavors, shapes, sizes, and colours.
Then from there we went to Planned Parenthood where we bought a box of 100 condoms for $10.
We did all of that in about 20 minutes.
So now we have enough condoms for a few months, we got maybe 300, and then there are 7 of us redblooded young men.
Then we went home and put up a couple of hundred feet of working Christmas icicle lights that my roomate found behind a dumpster somewhere.
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In all reality i hate color condoms, i rather my condom match my skin color.... anyways as for preference i like the Trojan extra sensitive, bc ribbed suck bc it hurts my girlfriend and it feels like my hand, durex and lifestyles suck bc not enough lube, and im sensitive to the spermicide ones... i want to try the twisted pleasures and the magnum warm sensations to see how they feel.... anybody else have a preference?
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I thought a condom run was like some kind of running race where people (mainly men) would run around wearing nothing but a condom
--------------------------
Most of the guys on UGT need a vasectomy. And no, not me!
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Yea a condom run would be real gay, even those streaking runs r gay.... keep ur crap for penetration and not for running.... plus when u run naked its uncomfortable, you crap flies everywhere hitting your stomach and knees, rather not try
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Yeah, he likes collecting them. Hang a condom on your chimny and maybe Santa will leave you a gift or some such. You know how it works.
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300 condoms divided by seven people, that's 43 (rounding up) condoms per person. If we assume that "a few months" means 90 days (approximately three months), that's half a condom per day.
"Redblooded young men" indeed. You should've picked up some viagra while you were at it.
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I don't think using half a condom a day would be very practical pim, lets just go with a condom every other day
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I wanna have viagra sex!
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You never answered my question regarding which condoms you prefer :P
posted by jiehan 杰涵 | 8:02 AM
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